a mysterious urinal crime + other notes from this week

weather: 🌤️ hot but at least the beach was nice critters: pelicans in V formation somebody stole all the flush valves and piping from the urinals in S's workplace bathroom. it's a lot cleaner now that they've closed it to the public, but nobody can figure out why those particular parts were stolen. seems like methhead behavior, but there's no copper in any of those parts. what gives? email me if you know what gives. i'm terrified of cherry flavored anything, because i love cherry things but i really don't like a nyquil or christmas cherry pie flavor. i have had my heart broken by many sodas and candies tasting of those two things. fortunately, taking a gamble on a restaurant's cherry phosphate the other day got me the best cherry soda ever. tasted exactly like if you mixed fabbri amarena syrup with topo chico. i'm gonna go do that right now. 11/10. "satan was a babyboomer" by brutalismus 3000 (great song) is a rare moment in electronic music when satan appears as an unambiguous bad…