You’ll Never Guess Who Rescued More Kittens

(The Short Version: Athena rescued two adorable kittens but cannot keep them and is offering them free to a home who will take them as a package deal. They have been to the vet, are healthy, have been vaccinated and gotten rid of fleas and ear mites, so that’s all been taken care of. If you would like to adopt these two bonded kittens, send an email to “john@scalzi.com” with the subject “KITTEN ADOPTION.” And now, Athena with the longer version — JS) I was driving home yesterday and was only two blocks from home when I saw two kittens on the edge of the curb of the main road of Bradford. I immediately knew I had to try and snatch them before they got hit by a car. I was desperately hoping that they wouldn’t just run from me immediately. Especially into the road. It turns out, I had no need to worry, because they both came running up to me and were more than happy to be pet. I looked around for others the best I could while also trying to keep tabs on the two kittens right in front of…