Colbert Questionert

I like Colbert, even though I quit watching him around oh, 2012? Just lost the habit of tuning in the Report every night, then with what all happened in 2016 and beyond I just lost interest in pretty much anything news-shaped. Anyway, he apparently has a Questionert now, and since Sunbird answered it I will too.What’s the best sandwich?This one took me a second; I love sandwiches so much. But I’ve got to go with my order from Jimmy John’s: a #6 (Veggie), add pickles, onions, fried onions, peppers; sub mayo for Kickin’ Ranch®.What was the first concert you attended?It was a Casting Crowns concert with my youth group when I was about 14. I don’t really remember much about it, honestly.What is the scariest animal?The one that I dread the most, that sits brooding at the back of my mind, biding its time, waiting to infect me with something deadly, is the mosquito.Mosquitoes already cause the most human deaths of any animal. Malaria, for example, is not eradicated—it’s only not a huge deal…