Warning Label

For use in treatinghypermundanity,more commonly knownas excessive ordinariness.Do not combine with alcohol.Use only as directed.If you experience blurred vision bloody urine aphasia glossolalia levitation bilocation persistent glitter shedding or heart arrhythmia,discontinue useand consult a doctor.Effects may include: unexpected shrinkage unexpected growth demonic possession transformation sequences soulbonding residence in Faerie (temporary or permanent) post-mortem reanimation and in rare cases, giving birth to the Chosen One.After taking the first dose,wait one year.Should symptoms persist,a second may be taken, and a thirdafter seven more years.Do not exceedthree dosesin one lifetime.Marie Brennan is the Nebula and World Fantasy Award-nominated and Hugo Award-winning author of the Memoirs of Lady Trent, other fantasy series, over a dozen poems, and nearly one hundred short stories. As half of M.A. Carrick, she’s written the Rook and Rose trilogy and the upcoming Sea Beyond…