575 verse - syllables

Historically, I've always messed about with posting 575 style verses on my many blogs, but I have managed to protect you from the silliness of these efforts in my latest incarnation here. Well, today that ends. Sorry. I also tend to post an explanation, showing that I know the difference between haiku and senryu on my first 575 verse post, which explains why I call them 575 verses and not haiku or senryu. This is not just an attempt to appear intelligent and highbrow, but to be correct. Why I feel I have to be correct about this one point when the rest of my output is factually all over the place is a mystery. Really I should just bite the bullet and call these stupid things haiku like everyone else does, but my brain is fully aware that they're not really, so that is enough to prevent me from doing that. Stupid brain. So I am aware of the most common form of these verses being encompassed by the name haiku these days, but I know the traditional haiku form isn't strictly just three…