Watching Avatar: Fire And Ash One Lunchbreak At A Time, Part 2

Oh okay, we’ve got kid of an Immortan Joe’s War-Boys witness me, ride-shiny-and-chrome thing going on; historically speaking that’s not…great for people who don’t want to be set on fire ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Oof, thank goodness Neytiri’s got those carbon-reinforced bones ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Spider listen, I’m as guilty of hitting ‘snooze’ too many times as anyone, but not when it comes to…breathing??? ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Oh shit, that’s what happens when you cut a Na’vi’s neural ponytail ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Oh good, you’ve introduced the fire death-cultists to the idea of weaponizing metal; surely Pandora will only have cause to thank you for this ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Oh God are we about to watch Spider suffocate; it doesn’t seem like something this movie would do, but then it didn’t seem like the last one was going to bring an antagonist back to life in the body of a giant blue asshole, so ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ READ THE BURNING FOREST, QUARIITCH1 ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Ohohoho, not so eager to murder me and my entire family now that I’m the only thing keeping…

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