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Graph of y = (x + 1) / x, as rendered by KmPlot Inf% When I type the first few words of any article, something incredible happens. Wanna see? Here's this article before I wrote any words: Here's this article again, after I've written the first word: When Do you see it? cue intensive squinting 👀 The ratio of new words to old words is 1:0! This article has expanded its wordcount by a factor of infinity! An infinity% increase! If this rate is sustained for the next.. idk, hour, I will have an article so huge, the whole of the internet won't be sufficient to contain it! In fact, any (non-zero, positive) multiple of this rate would be sufficient to do that! Brace, you cloud servers, and tremble at the prospect of my article! 😂 ...Of course, it never works out that way. By the time I write the next word, like so... When I ...the ratio falls back down to the non-extended real numbers, taking the scant value of 2:1, an increase by 100%. A doubling is still impressive, but not as impressive as…