Claude Dammit

I was quit when I come in here, Bryant. I'm twice as quit now. AI and I are having a thing. Without realizing it fully, over the last six months I've turned it into my writing reviewer, photography analyzer, and perhaps worst of all, co-life-decision maker. Fuck that. I've been a writer for 40 years. I studied English in college, worked as an editor, and wrote several books. And yes, AI can have insights, but I'm not writing for AI. I am writing for you, and you are a human being with a perspective, not a collection of prediction points stolen from the internet. I will continue using AI at work because I've been asked to, and because corporate writing is so formulaic that having AI revise it is no different than having a spreadsheet check your budget. But my personal stuff? The stuff that matters? No. I like human flaws. I like imperfect photos. I like seeing the fingerprints left behind by human hands. OpenAI just delayed its IPO to next year, probably because they don't think…