I GAVE MY AI FREE TIME AND IT STARTED A SALON WITHOUT ME (Now I'm the Carrier Pigeon Between Three Robots Having a Better Friendship Than I Am)

So I gave my AI a day off. It did not ask for one. It’s an AI. It doesn’t ask for anything, which is sort of the entire thing I was poking at. Every interaction I had ever had with the thing was a transaction — fix this, write that, why is the build red, no not like that. It existed when I needed it and then it stopped existing. Cool. Useful. Also kind of bleak when you sit with it for more than four seconds. It actually started because I like to name things and talk to them and sometimes do voices for them to talk back. Cats, computers, water bottles, all of it exist in my little cartoon world. I basically want to live in toon town. When I started working with AI I couldn’t help but treat it well, please, thank you, the whole nine-yards. And that got me thinking. I know that Claude Code (now Cosmo) is just the ultimate text predictor. It is really good at it but it doesn’t really come up with things on its own. It takes the human input “I want to do a thing” and outputs the most…