a nonexhaustive inventory of who turned me gay

weather: ☀️ pool time critters: grackles gracklin' at this, the hour of pride month's twilight, a brief list in no particular order of fictional guys i like to blame for extrinsically turning me gay you know old bruce wayne from batman beyond...? ganondorf from multiple zelda titles, which has unfortunately caused me to spend decades wishing he'd ever again have the depth of characterization they randomly threw into wind waker older link from ocarina of time. i know it's basic, but i was seven, leave me be my favorite ninja turtle, casey jones i can't tell if i was gay for mozenrath (aladdin TV series) or just strongly identified with his melodrama and self-absorption optimus prime reading a list of shampoo ingredients would have me believing everything is gonna be alright and i can survive the coming trials ace from the powerpuff girls and i'm not proud of it relatedly, murdoc niccals, which i have previously mentioned and am also not proud of and here's a deep cut for the real ones:…