Two Anecdotes in a Trench Coat

LLMs are great at pattern detection. Use them long enough, and you get good at it too. Smoking guns, being absolutely right, it's not X but Y. They tend to be cute at first, but then these AI-isms become bad jokes after only a few conversations. Now that I can practically recite all of the dumb shit robots say, I'm starting to see it more and more from humans. That's not to say I see humans using AI-isms, I'm starting to see new patterns emerge. Maybe they've been there the whole time and I'm only now starting to notice. The one I particularly dislike is taking two disparate things, and attempting to use them as inference towards your biased opinion on things. My favorite one thus far cites that every company that has embraced vibe coding now has a 30 second page load or is completely unusable. This was the math behind an eye roll "programming is dead" quip. I guess if you just got here, this makes sense to you. Fun fact, there's always been slow websites. Like, forever. I've been…