I so desperately want a tail it's not even funny

Weird title. But it's true. I want a tail. I want a real tail that I can move and wag and all that good stuff. It's something I think about like daily, and I believe it's cruel that it's an impossibility for me. It's no secret I'm a dog. My friends all call me puppy to the point it's my name, I wear a collar daily, I bark for people when I'm asked to and I enjoy every second of all of it. However, I'm trapped in this human body. I'm limited by my biology in ways that can't yet be fixed by science. Due to having such a hard time both identifying and expressing my emotions, a tail would solve a big part of that for me. I can just imagine it wagging when I'm happy, or drooping when I'm sad. Having a physical, visible, uncontrollable part of me that expresses my emotions in a way I can't already would be a game changer. Attention is something I really need but am terrible at asking for. Again, a tail would alleviate some of that, because "oh wow look! that person has a real tail!". Boom.…