Half-Off Wreckage!

Sometimes the stories you guys send in with your wrecks are so perfect they don't need anything more from me. So, Steph S., take it away! It was my son's "half birthday" and he wanted a cake. Because I'm a modern mother, obviously I said yes, but "just half a cake." So, I went to the bakery and explained the sitch."Think you could make me a half a cake?""Well, nooo, 'cause then we'd like, have to throw away the other half.""Well, it'll be special order so you can just make one cake layer, right? And then cut it in half and stack it. Like a layer cake!""I don't know what you mean."{{ repeats previous statements with hand motions }}"Ok, like, I have no idea what you're wanting here.""Look, just bake one round cake, cut it in half and stick the two sides together for a layer cake. Makes half a cake.""I think that'll be really messy.""Sure. Ok, just... Whatever. Do what you've gotta do."And here is the result: Thanks to Steph for literally making me screech with laughter. Oh, and for next…