Webcurios 26/06/26

Reading Time: 39 minutes Yes, it has been warm. Welcome to the rest of your lives, fcukos – to paraphrase the excellent song, “we were the generation which decided we needed everything now, all the time, and refused to compromise on our desires, and we get what we deserve.” BUT! You don’t come here for climate doomerism! You come here for a few lines of hastily-penned intro before you can prep yourself, apply the metaphorical tourniquet and slide the content delivery needle deep, deep into your vein and pushing the plunger to fill yourself with webspaff – and, frankly, who am I to keep you from your fix? This week’s Curios is literally PERFECT for sitting in a darkened room and waiting for the horrororb to fcuk off – although maybe don’t open all the links at once lest your laptop contribute to the 40-degree temperatures. I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you’re going to have to find more interesting ways of complaining about how hot it is because otherwise the coming…