Dept: Office of Plausible DeniabilityTruthiness: 746%Title: Roving Space CorrespondentFineprint: For entertainment purposes only; void where prohibited (we don't want to go to jail).||Wipe them out.|| All of them. Oh... Uhhh, wrong meeting…Well, hello! It is a big day and the galaxy is watching. Humans are watching. Chalaktans are watching. Hapans are watching. Umbarans are watching. Well… Everybody is watching. We also have a large group of leaders from other planets. I am the Senate.Gosh, wrong meeting, again…What we’re doing is very simple. Piss. No! Piece. Blimey! Peace. It’s called the ^^Board of Galactic Peace^^. It’s an easy word to say, but a difficult task to deliver, but we’re going to do it. We’ve already been doing a really good job across the galaxy. Think of Order 66 or was it 14151…Last year was like no other in our galaxy. I’ve started the greatest galaxy-wide war. What? Started? Who said ‘started’? I never said it! Who are you? What planet are you representing? Endor?…
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