New Discoveries in the Animal Kingdom

I believe that all new scientific discoveries should be announced via cake, don't you?[pushing back glasses and consulting clipboard] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to present... The Majestic Bagel-Nosed Falcon of Uganda!Or it might be a fish. Fish...falcon...you know. Whatevs. [Shuffling papers] Next we have... The Majestic Happy Chicken-Footed Spiny-Backed Slime Devil.(Watch out; they spit.) We're still working on the scientific name for this one: So for now let's just call it the Majestic Coiled Crap Hound.(I think that has a real ring to it, don't you?) Here we have a particularly colorful specimen: The Majestic Disco Newt! Let's pause a moment to admire his beautiful plumage.Right. That's long enough. And finally, we have... The Majestic Three-Toed Four-Eyed Whiskered Zebra Toad.(Yeah, you heard me. ZooBorns, eat your heart out.) Thanks to Kelly D., Kit R., Caitlin B., Jordan J. and Donald L., who are all, er, majestic.*****P.S. I agree, you COULD do a better job yourself. So…