This Will Hurt You More Than It Hurts Me

[The Neville Morley of Earth 2 developed a brief stint as Faculty Education Director into a full-blown managerial career, rapidly progressing via Head of School and Dean to Pro-Vice Chancellor for Student Mollification. He then embarked on a series of senior appointments at different universities, leaving a trail of strategic realignments and dynamic future-proofing in his wake. Since he is far too busy and important to have his own blog, I’ve agreed to let him use this one for his latest all-staff communiqué.] It was one of the proudest moments of my life to take up the position of President/Vice Chancellor/Rector/Supreme Leader of the great university of Insert Name Here. I am cognisant of the great responsibility I have towards the people who are at the heart of this institution, the Council and our corporate creditors. I could not therefore be more distressed to learn that some of our staff and students have expressed anxiety and dismay in response to recent announcements about…