It’s cold this morning

It’s so cold in Sydney this morning, I can see my breath. Parked cars have frost on them, and leaves are heavy with dew. I have to walk with my hands in my jacket pockets, because the wind is too cold. One scarf doesn’t feel like enough. This long black coffee isn’t hot enough. We had to have the central heating on this morning for the first time this year. I’m pretty sure the birds flying past were wearing mittens. Wait, how would a bird wear mittens? Why are you asking me that, I can barely hear myself over my chattering teeth. If this weather keeps up, it might get to freezing. As in, the temperature at which water becomes… ice! I know, right?! This has never happened anywhere ever before. And people say I’m out of touch. Of course I am, I’m wearing gloves. Friggen touchscreen phone grrrr, I need those gloves with capacitive fingers. No iOS, why did you autocorrect my scrawl into a series of words I’ve literally never typed in my life before, instead of the phrase I most definitely…