d20 Shitty Spaceport Bars

Spaceports always have bars where you can blow off steam after a passage and meet potential patrons. They usually suck. In cases where it's helpful to flesh out a spaceport bar with an evocative detail, throw two dice and consult the table below. If the threshold for "Bougie Bar" is met, roll on that table, otherwise roll a "Dire Dive". Spaceport Type Throw for Bougie Bar A 7+ B 8+ C 9+ D 10+ E 11+ . d20 Dire Dives 1 Poor sound insulation and too close to the launch pad -- arrivals and departures are deafening. 2 The local drink tastes like absolute piss but the bartenders get offended if you order anything else. 3 Attached to a zero-g cage fighting arena. 4 Everything is made out of salvaged starship parts. 5 Permanently sticky floor. 6 Bedecked with memorabilia for an omnikin-ball team, clientele accuses all newcomers of supporting rival team. 7 A jukebox is stocked exclusively with Arcturian 12-tone Bossa Nova 8 Traces of blood can be found in between pleather booth cushions. 9 All…