Grapes Are Just Candy That Got Away With It

I need to talk about grapes. Not in a “here’s a recipe” way or a “let me tell you about the health benefits of antioxidants” way. I just need someone to acknowledge that grapes are candy. They are literally candy that grows on a vine and somehow we all just agreed that they’re a health food. You can eat an entire bag of grapes in one sitting and not only does nobody judge you, people are impressed. “Oh wow, you’re so healthy.” No. I just ate what is essentially a pound of Skittles that happe...