Sharing a Name

My bank card never arrived. I called the bank and, after being redirected through several departments, was assured that it had been mailed. Then we argued a bit about what "7 to 10 business days" meant, we were already on day 14. We ended the call by agreeing to disagree. Eventually, I did get my card. But it wasn't the mailman who delivered it. Instead, it was my neighbor from two streets down. On the envelope, my address had been crossed out, and the word "incorrect" was handwritten ...