The Hag Stone Session 3 Report

Antecedently: Let’s split up, we can do more damage that way; The Little Engine That Couldn’t (Produce Serotonin); O’Neal opens a retirement account Isaac proposes a distraction to lure the darmed guards into another car, get them to drop their weapons, etc; his idea is for Hattie to pretend to be a lost tourist bamboozled into being on this train and is having a breakdown for fear of being sent to a Bulgarian Women’s Prison. The cabin door is thrown wide as Hattie emerges, the guards holding AKs-47; in cod Bulgarian (courtesy of Semor) she pleads not to be sent to the terrible jail she saw in a movie mistakenly rented for a bachelorette party that went terribly wrong. OR PERHAMPS she wails like some kind of spookum (“Your average train-ghost”) to Troy McLure them in there (You may recall him from such deceptions as “The Ponzi with Fonzi” and “The Great Pyramid Scheme of Khufu”), rolling Deceive for a total +2. Semor, meanwhile, lurks in the shadows, preparing to stick the guards up…