encounter with the police today

today the police came to my house. apparently multiple neighbours had reported a disturbance, something about someone throwing bricks onto my roof or something. i thanked them for their concern, but i said not to worry. it really didnt matter in the grand scheme of things, besides, i'd already had all the windows repaired from where the bricks had missed; my uncle the glassier had come straight away and gave me a good deal too. it was all no worries. i smiled and waved at the cops as they drove away. what i hadn't bothered to tell them was that the brick thrower was me. i left out this detail because it would have only complicated things, it would have taken a while to explain and i wanted them to spend their resources chasing down real crimes. and surely it is not a crime to throw bricks at your own house, especially when youre the only one who lives there. also, its not like i was doing it for antisocial reasons, i was doing it to do a good deed. what i was trying to do was to get…