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On the 19th of June 2026, her Highness XE I. clitterally slayed the house down by slaying down her throne. In her utmost vaginal generosity (generosity is henceforth defined as the gracious sharing of Squirt in a Rainbow Kiss) kissed everyone their own throne, thereby abolishing the Cuntry of Gayness and creating the Confederation of Slayyyters which is so anarchist, it even includes bots in its emancipatory program. Her generosity is everlasting just as her Holy Temple. May She rest in power and we all remember her drenched in Squirt.

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