My Typos Have a Reputation

I was just looking at some notes I typed for myself and the typos jumped off the virtual page. As usual, I can see them plain as day now but missed them when I was writing. Thankfully these slip-ups were only seen by me. But I can’t say that for all of my infamous typos 🙄 Some misspellings can’t even be caught by spellcheck because they’re actual words. Like the comical email I sent during my working days…I was a manager at the time and sent an email to everyone letting them know I will definitely be doing (whatever it was) but, instead of definitely… it came out as defiantly. The ladies I worked with reminded me of this blunder for weeks after it happened. And then there was the infamous text message…Why are the u and i letters right next to each other on the keyboard? Mistyping a u with an i totally changes the context of the message. Like the time I was trying to text that I shut the toilet lid… but typed an i instead of a u 💩 I don’t remember why we were even texting about the…