Celebrating the "Yes" with a bunch of "No"s

There are usually a lot of weddings in June, so I know you're getting sick of all those perfectly lovely wedding and engagement cakes by now, aren't you? [patting your hand] Well don't you worry, dear; that's what I'm here for.First, fellas, take note: This is NOT how you do it. "So I was picking up some salami, right? And I see this cupcake thing. Anyway, long story short, I figure, hey, it's cheaper than a real one, and I could go for some nosh right now anyway..." Once the engagement is set, some couples like to celebrate by getting something big, shiny, and misspelled: While others like adopting fun new aliases... Some couples like to keep the guests guessing: "So did they get their degree, or are they getting married?"(Answer: getting married. Yes, really.) Or freaking out the family with something that looks like it should come with a ransom note: Aaaeeeeiii!!"Pay up, Bub, or your fiance loses her other hand." Hey, Paula T., Anony, Veronica, Amanda G., & Anony 2, [pointing with…