It's A Tough Job But Someone's Gotta Blow It

WARNING: In-your-end-o jokes ahead. Hide the kids!*****John: "Hey, we had a few complaints about that baby shower cake, so let's steer clear of anything too off-color today, ok?"Jen: "Noooo problem. I have the perfect ON color cake we can use."John: "Yeah?"Jen: "Yep. I call it, 'TASTE THE RAINBOW.'" John: "NO. Definitely no." Jen: "What, you don't like it?"Then how about 'Rubber Baby Buggy Balls'?" "See, you can already tell it's a boy!"John: "Why does the stroller have... ?! Never mind. No." Jen: "Tiger Beat?" John: "You're killing me here."Can't you just post some wrecky flowers or something? Please?"Jen: "Flowers? ON IT."[five minutes later]"Got one! This baker says her co-worker made a border of 'exotic flowers.' You like? "I think I'll call it, 'Ring Around the Posy Peens.'"John: [silent glare]"The Pollenators?"[...]"Petal Pushers?"[...]"Sticky Stamens?"[...]"Calla Willies?"[...]"One-Eyed Snapdragons?"[...]"Penis Flytraps?"John: "You're answering tomorrow's e-mail." Thanks to…