Hey, I Wrote an Actual Song: “Really Great”

Apparently the 31st wedding anniversary is the “Write Your Spouse a Song” anniversary, because that’s what I did this year. As many of you know, Krissy and I actually have a three-day anniversary, since June 15 is the anniversary of me proposing (that happened in 1994), June 16 is the anniversary of our first date (1993), and June 17 is the anniversary of our actually getting hitched. Last year to celebrate we went to Venice. We weren’t going to top that this year, but I still wanted to do something fun and maybe memorable. Also, and independently, I wanted to start writing actual songs this year, and not just cover songs and noodly electronic compositions. So, while Krissy was away yesterday hanging out with friends, I camped out in my music studio and wrote up this song, about how Krissy is, you know, really great. Literally, that’s the song! My wife! She’s great! I dig her the most! It’s not complicated! And also, if you listen to the lyrics, not in the least bit subtle. It’s clear…