New social media restrictions

🚫 Regrettably you have been locked out of diamond geezer pending age verification protocols. You may be UNDER 16 YEARS OF AGE and therefore you must not read anything here UNTIL YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT. The government is taking urgent action to ensure that children are no longer able to access harmful social media apps. At the personal behest of the Prime Minister a raft of carefully thought-through definitely-not-rushed non-kneejerk policies designed to restrict inappropriate content is to be introduced forthwith. There is some absolutely terrible stuff online, much of which has already tarnished the minds of innocent youth. It is therefore imperative that all potentially terrible stuff must now be wrapped in a secure plain cover and placed on the digital top shelf. It's for everyone's own good. diamond geezer has been accessible to minors since 2002, indeed had a toddler in nappies surfed by in its earliest days they would now be 25 years old and could have been entirely…