I KNOW They're Going to Fall in Love and I DO NOT CARE: A Completely Normal Essay About Fauxmance

I know exactly how it’s going to end. I know from page one. I know from the back cover summary. I know from the second one of them says “what if we just pretended to be together” and the other one pauses a beat too long before saying “yeah sure, no big deal.” I know that they are going to fall in love. I know there will be a moment where one of them realizes it’s not fake anymore and panics. I know there will be a misunderstanding. I know they will figure it out. I do not care. I will read i...