Outlaws Of Alkenstar Session 8 Report: Goodnight, Sweet Lizard

Antecedently: A whole grip of grapplin’; the latest hit from Supergiant Games; ambiguously-sized wasps in an unknowably-sized wasphaus (Fair warning to the reader, this entire session—and so this post—was literally just this one fight, and as much as we try to mix it up it does basically boil down to ‘they punched a whole lot’, so feel free to skim if you need to) WE ARE AMBUSHED BY SOME DUDES WHO SAY “HELLO, WE AM BUSH”. Bad Planto #1 (a vine leshy with a blue dot)—represented by Carnivine, William’s favorite Grass-type—throws a spear at me for a 4, which is laughable. Bad Planto #2 (also a vinum with a red dot) attempts to spear Rigmarole with a 5, get your shit TOGETHER, PLANTS1 Dewey the Baddest Planto (the cactusman from the end of before) flings some spines at me for a 24, which hella hits for 8 damage; fair is fair, ashes to ashes, spines to face The Bastion2 moves to flank Red and adopts their fancystance to punch, invoking Flurry of Blows for 23 (critical hit) and 13 (hit…