Reading Bearblog’s Cards

I’ve been on this platform for a hot minute and I thought I would use my witch talents to read down its future according to its present. Beware, though, that I may or may not be hexing my prophecies into reality. As Bearblog’s #1 Truth Teller, I feel that I have the right to do what I will be doing so you better be on your tiptoes already. To maintain people’s privacy, I won’t be reading out names, but I’ll be making sure you know who you are. First, let’s start with Bearblog’s #1 metablogging icon. Been metablogging since 2023 and still going strong in 2026. Every other day, a new metablogging post. Isn’t it impressive? The cards almost thought this person was trolling, but I had to reassure them that it seems to be a genuine project and you gotta respect that. We should all learn how to title and write the same post 506 times over the span of three years because it may come in handy. AI cannot replicate this kind of automation that our metablogging king has perfected. Then there’s…