I turn 2 U

After Spice Girls, Mel C had a period - like so many of us - of experimenting with the cloud. When she came out of it, she wrote this song: When the cloud costs more than I can understand When uptime is not what I had planned When AWS goes out and there's no end in sight When Azure can't keep up all through the night I turn 2 U Like the admin reaching for a Sun I turn 2 U 'Cause it's the better one I can set it up When US-EAST is down I turn 2 U When my boxes are racked with redundancy They h...