Robertson knows everything's enshittified. He's been online since Before eternal September. He watched War Games, used BBSes On an old DOS box back in the day, called AOL users n00bs, Watched the dot-com bubble float & burst, lost thousands on Pets.com. He was there when GeoCities closed up shop, watched Tom from MySpace sell & duck away. Robertson's seen flame wars you wouldn't believe. Robertson watches Netflix. Robertson watches Apple TV. Tired of streaming price increases he sails the seven seas, Fires up VLC. He decides to setup a NAS, installs Linux Mint, A Pi-Hole, a VPN. Robertson jailbreaks his Kindle & installs KOReader, runs a Calibre server, audiobookshelf, a Nextcloud Instance. Robertson doesn't know what the fuck he is doing. Robertson searches Reddit. He googles old forum posts. He watches ChatGPT & Google Gemini hallucinate in real time. Robertson reads StackOverflow, cuts & pastes terminal commands, Tries to figure out Docker, gives up, deletes his home partition.…
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