ADHD is...

ADHD is...¶ Your brain making your body physically rebel against sitting down and working – like actually being unable to sit because it's uncomfortable and borderline painful, no matter if you're a textbook, poster boy for ergonomics or a crooked shrimp. Remembering the faces of people you were introduced to five years ago, but not their name Needing the utmost concentration while preparing meal dividers for your newborn, as your fucking brain just can't count to 6 without thinking about literally anything else. Trying to find the most bizarre object on your desk to play with or combine together with a different object to form an ADHD-fuelled megazord because that fucking 30 minute meething turned out to be 1 hour long. Creating a whole new fucking HomeAssistant dashboard right fucking NOW instead of toggling a switch because your wife told you that the light in the bathroom didn't turn on. Drinking coffee or black tea and going straight to bed, because caffeine doesn’t work on you…