🔭 The Work Essay

Hello and welcome to the Human Competency Assessment. Today we'll be using your desperation as free labor to train our A.I. agent for a temporary role which might not actually exist. If you avoid the kaizo blocks—don't hold your breath for feedback, though, please note, this is not a substitute for actual medical advice—you'll be pitted against poorer, even more desperate man-hour fungibles for table scraps and who's a good boy, you're a good boy, sit, now speak, now beg, prole, beg, in an ontic dystopia as Super Tech Smash Bros. battle statesmen, oligarchs, and war profiteers over the Irony Throne in a post-Neo-colonial バトル・ロワイアル ^[Battle Royale] for narrative and literal time and space. ((Donkey!))In this interview, we're going to test whether you can maintain that trembling reverse-frown while making constant eye contact with swirling screensaver lights as we quote your LLM/William S. Burroughs cut-up résumé at you in the form of question-adjacent statements. You know, like…