Generla Consensus and his work with Lemmings

To quote the great Dolly Parton, Here we go again. I think you mean “Here you come again” – ed No matter, I’m confident Dolly would have uttered the missive at some point in her long life. Anyway, coming or going again, the point I was trying to make is that the amount of water currently flowing down this valley is the same as this time last year. The general consensus among the proletariat, is that we have had a more than wet winter, a record breaker for some, there is plenty of the old eau for all and we’ll hold no truck with talk of water running short this summer. At this point I’d like to propose the court martial of General Consensus for his/her numerous mistakes in several quarters over the past decade or so. Yes the mushy banks in January and of course all of those puddles, but as we have established, for whatever reason this little river drops at a remarkable rate (it’s on here somewhere) following a few weeks without rain. We have verdant weed growth which is maintaining a…