Imagine Goldilocks entering a house where 20 bears lived

First, she’d probably get torn apart and eaten for dinner, because with that many bears, someone’s bound to be around and cranky. But apart from that, let’s say she enters the bear dining room hall. There are 20 steaming bowls of porridge. She samples a few that are too obviously hot or cold, but then finds a dozen or more that are very close to being perfect, but not quite. They’re so similar that she can’t choose one and just finish the bowl. She regrets not eating before breaking into the bear house and leaves, somewhat sated, but unsatisfied. She is later arrested and sentenced to jail by the forest gnome police and courts. This is a post about Linux distros. I have tried the following: Mint Debian Ubuntu Kubuntu Fedora CachyOS Pop_OS! Zorin KDE Neon Bazzite Maybe more! Some I’ve dismissed fairly quickly because of the too hot/cold thing (Debian) or never even tried because I’m not interested in making things more difficult just for the sake of challenge (Arch), but most of the…