People Need to Chill the Hell Out

People have lost their goddamn minds. It seems that, as a society, we are neurotic as all hell and we need to chill the collective fuck out. I'm of course not talking about things that actually matter like a certain politician and his role in certain files. In fact I would say we aren't angry enough. The French busted out the guillotines for less. No, I'm talking about the general douchebaggery that seems omnipresent. You'll be driving on the freeway and you'll get some dickhead in his Dodge RAM truck tailgating you as you're going 15 over the speed limit. Chill out Pavement Princess. Or you get the guy who swerves around you just to get one car length ahead. You get people who get into other peoples' face for the most trivial bullshit like not getting mayonnaise on their burger. Hell a subway worker got shot dead over a sandwich. What the fuck are we doing? Have we all lost our fucking minds? That was a rhetorical question. There is just a certain type of person who looks at getting…