I Hate (Most) Keyboard ‘Fn’ Keys

In my living room1 is an ageing Windows media centre PC, which is connected to the TV and principally used for Jellyfin, Netflix, Nebula, Steam, and the like. For convenient sofa use, I’ve equipped it with a wireless keyboard/trackpad combo. The keyboard is, for the most part, fine. You wouldn’t want to type an essay on it, but if you’re searching for a YouTube video it does the job. Unfortunately, the manufacturers of this keyboard decided that it needed a dozen extra functions, and repurposed the F-keys F1 through F12 for these purposes. It was nice that they gave dedicated keys to volume control/toggling muting – we use those all the time. And there are three other dedicated keys in the top right which we never use… so there was clearly capacity for a little extra. And they still they felt the need to do… this: That F4 key has been repurposed as a “sleep” button. This poses a problem. I don’t want any of these “special function keys. Occasionally, I suppose, I might need one2, but…