The Protocol Drink water when you're thirsty. Available in three tiers:Basic: €47.99 Includes the protocol. Pro: €97.99 Includes the protocol and a laminated reminder card suitable for refrigerator attachment. Founder's Circle: €247.99 Includes the protocol, the laminated card, a signed certificate of hydration awareness, and an enamel pin that says "Hydrated." Legacy Tier: €1,997 Includes everything above plus a 7 minute voice note from Gareth saying your name while drinking water, a vial of "sacred Welsh spring essence" (tap water from his kitchen,collected standing up), and lifetime access to the private Telegram group where people argue about whether you're allowed to drink it cold. Free BonusThe Ancient Welsh Hydration Codex™ A beautifully designed single-page PDF containing the sacred instruction: "Drink water when you're thirsty." Also available as a Notion template with 14 toggle sections, for those who require additional structure around the act of being thirsty. Affiliate…
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