Twist Left or Right?

Saturday morning by one of the many water towers in the Land of the Inch High.Trouble is brewing. Rumours of a mouse infestation have reached Andrew, and he’s is absolutely terrified of mice. So terrified, in fact, that he refuses to climb down from the engine and operate the giant tap.This presents a problem because turning the tap left dispenses moonshine, while turning it right produces water.With Andrew frozen in fear, Barclay volunteers to do the job instead. Unfortunately, Barclay suffers from a chronic inability to tell left from right, making him perhaps the worst possible substitute.Normally this would be the moment for Bob Geeza Cat to stride in, solve the crisis, and demand payment in sardines. But, as regular readers will know, Bob is currently tied up with his many appearances across the countless layouts and adventures of the Land of the Inch High.As a result, nobody is entirely sure whether today’s locomotive will be running on water, moonshine, or a bold new mixture of…