Do I dare to eat a peach?

(dripping with raunchy sexual content, entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest) Not what TSE had in mind, but peach-eating was the topic for some bros in a Facebook reel that came by me this morning. Another chapter in the great book of schemes for talking about analingus without sounding really gross. (And the topic comes up because a great many people find the act deeply pleasant to receive, and a fair number of us find it satisfying to perform, for the sense of bodily intimacy it affords, as a display of insertive dominance (for its own sake or as foreplay to fucking someone), as a offering of submissive service (for its own sake or as foreplay to getting fucked), or for some amorphous swirl of such feelings. Ways to say it. On the crude end of the scale, Ving + N: eating / licking / sucking + ass / hole (for asshole) to V someone’s N (to eat someone’s ass etc.); Ving someone’s N (eating someone’s ass etc.) N-Ving: ass-eating etc. Then with metaphorical rather than…