RIP My Lawnmower

It is supposed to rain today (depending on where you look, of course) and I had made a plan to head out this afternoon and see about getting some yard work done. Namely, my yard needs to be mown. It's a process that I actually like doing, even with all of the obstacles that happen to be in the way. It's one of the few moments during the week that I just kind of get to chill out and not really have to think too much about anything in general. I put some kind of music on (usually nerdcore these days, seeing as I'm - you know - a nerd) and just zone the hell out and play dodge the dog bombs. Now, we've had the same lawnmower for about ten years. It's a Snapper battery powered department store special that we bought the first Summer we lived here. It's been a shockingly decent machine and has lasted longer that I ever would have expected it to. It lasted up until today. I quite literally ran the wheels off the thing. Sure, I could maybe replace all the bearings and fix the wheels. But the…