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“The whole clan hates me! All they see is demon blood! When I asked Aonung what the five fingers said to the face he didn’t get it! I had to slap him like six times!” ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ CRAAAAAAAB MEEEEEEEEECHS ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ cool so now we’re just torturing intelligent creatures ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ I don’t wanna see this, James Cameron! Why are you making me look at this, I already hate these assholes! Good job, you’ve made me hate Jemaine Clement! HE WAS TEMATOA, HE WOULD’VE FIT RIGHT IN HERE, TEACHING THE ILU TO BOOGIE WITH HIS HOT CRUSTACEAN BAND! ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ OH GOD THE LITTLE BABY TULKUN LIKE A GIANT AQUATIC SIMBA AFTER THE WILDABEEST STAMPEDE ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ okay, well, all of that is gonna haunt me ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ Cool, cool, just straight-up nightmare-abbatoir surgery going on, great, neat-o ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ I do respect that Spider just straight-up refuses to wear clothes regardless of the situation; you’re inside a sentient thing, dude, put some pants on ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ ⦁ [leans in] Mr. President, a second Unobtainium has hit…

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