Week 401: Charging cable

I have call screening very enabled on my phone. I get so many spam calls about software and networking dinners about SASS and I DO NOT WANT THEM. Anyway, this week one got through and let me tell you how. I am, er, making friends, with the man I sit next to at work. I’ve been insisting on borrowing his charging cable because he always has one and I don’t bring mine in. He pretends he hates sharing it. Last week when I left the office I put a post it note on it that says “Alice and Sam shared charging cable <3”. I got in this week and there was a new post-it that said “Fuck right off!!” and he had escalated the situation by raising a help desk ticket in my name requesting a charging cable for me. Also, I need to be able to use the work printer because on the 2nd of June I am doing a workshop about creating an engineering strategy at LeadDev’s Director+ track and I want to do a print-test of the worksheet before I sent them off. So that is help-desk ticket number two. I should simply be…