When your last name is Hammer, there's really just one way to nail a baby shower cake.And that way... ...is NOT LIKE THIS. Aw, crap. Still, at least everyone can get a chuckle over sh*tty "hamer"s. Imagine being the only one at a baby shower to see something wrong with this cake topper - which, incidentally, ALSO involves nailing things: o.0Er, look, I realize my mind's in the gutter often enough to sprout legs and start scurrying, but seriously... HOW DID THE BAKER NOT SEE THIS?Ahem. Quick palate cleanser: look how pretty! (By Sweet On You Cakes) Aaaand back to reality: Oh, BABY.Almost makes you long for the days of hammer logs and randy giraffes, eh? Thanks to Elizabeth H., Emily S., & Robin D. for the capital wreckage.*****P.S. Something about this post reminded me of those shiny blue balls that keep your produce fresh. Have you seen these? Blueapple Freshness Saver BallsJust pop one in your crisper drawer and the other in your fruit bowl, and these will absorb the ethylene gas…
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