Sysadmining like it's 2009

I'm wicked excited, it's finally here! Legacy Labs is officially starting its first ever event! For the next two months I'm going to be sysadmining like it's 2009, well sort of, I'll break down my full plan here in a second and it's a little bit anachronistic but there's a reasoning behind it. But I'm getting ahead of myself, you probably already have a couple of questions, like what is legacy labs exactly? And "I thought summer camps were for kids, what?". What is a Legacy Lab? For the last 5 years I've participated every summer in a group event called the OCC or Old Computer Challenge. The premise on the surface was always very simple, for a week we'd all get together and constrain ourselves to a low end low resourced computer and see how much we could do with it. I had an absolute blast doing this, and it turned into this thing I looked forward to every single summer where I got an excuse to use some old long forgotten hardware or try an esoteric operating system in earnest. I…