🔭 The Monster At the End of the Essay

What was that? Up there, before you scrolled down. Did that say there's a monster at the end of this essay??? Shit no! My pockets and Pokédex are at capacity!!!We need a hero (key of A minor), cuz heroes decapitate monsters, and a decapitated monster is, well, gross, but a lot less threatening. Unless you're spiking a Hyperborean rave with Medusa's head. That's from Pindar the poet, not Pindar the wrestler—whom, coincidentally, was ceremonially beheaded. (Sic and sick.)Noggins aside, keep an eye out for a hydra situation. Cue the Indiana Jones meme: “Why did it have to be multi-headed reptilian quasi-immortals who embody the futility of raging against the machine sans artifice?” Yada yada “Archaeological Fantasies Podcast.” I've been jonesing to shoehorn in their “Indiana Jones and Pseudoarchaeology” episode. It's just within reach… I can get it… I can almost reach it.Not-so-idle swap: One of the co-hosts, Dr. Jeb Card, also co-hosts “In Research Of,” which boldly seeks out the facts…