Team bum gun forever

For a long time I've wanted to write a post about the bum gun ("bidet shower"), but anon0 beat me to it. I recommend reading it first, as it echos a lot of my sentiments. While living in Japan I became accustomed to using water to wash my behind, as over there they have fancy washlets on most toilets, with an array of configurable options for power, temperature, position, etc. Many even have a heated toilet seat, and extra water sounds to cover up your delicate disposition. At that time I was gifted a travel washlet, which has henceforth stayed with me. It remains at home, and I sometimes take it with me when I travel. Since that discovery all those years ago, I've extolled the virtues of washlets to everybody who would listen. But unless people try it themselves, it's hard to change habits ingrained so deeply by our upbringing. According to Statista: On average, an American can be expected to get through 141 rolls of [toilet paper] per year, equating to roughly 12.7 kilograms. Not…